May 2010
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Can't shake it
Since my divorce I’ve learned to shut my feelings down when it comes to relationships. It’s easy to do once you learn how. When I start thinking too much about a certain guy I’ll just find something else to occupy my mind. This has worked well for a long time, until recently. I have managed to get this one guy out of my mind but he has started invading my dreams. I’m...
May 5th
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April 2010
10 posts
Whatever
I’ve never been able to make friends easily. Call it insecurity or shyness or just being picky, but I have always had one or two really good girl friends. After I got married I lost touch with them and was never able to find them again after my divorce. I have a few friends now, all male, but it’s not the same. I can’t call them up for a good gossip or bitch fest, or go...
Apr 30th
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CLEVERer: Dear Natalie Portman... →
moegreeb: Dear Natalie Portman, You don’t know me but I’m kind of a big deal. My name is Sam and I’m fucking amazing. So are you. You’re a Princess. A Princess wrapped inside an Angel wrapped inside ANOTHER Angel! You make rainbows cry, you’re so beautiful. The only difference between you and the Mona Lisa is that the Mona Lisa looks like a piece of shit…. You can’t be made in God’s image...
Apr 28th
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The Dreaded Follow Friday
I can see why some people can’t stand Follow Friday on Twitter. Who wants their twitter stream flooded with a bunch of names? I’m not going to follow any recommendations that resemble this: #FollowFriday @name1 @name2  @name3 @name4 @name5 @name6 @name7 @name8 Why should I follow? Are they funny? It’s follow friday vomit...
Apr 24th
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And like that your life has changed
The beginning of my son The day I found out my 3rd baby was a boy I was ecstatic!! I already had two girls, it was time for something different. This pregnancy was going so smoothly, I was never nauseated, not extremely sleepy, just the right amount of weight gain. It was all perfect! I drove myself to all of my doctor’s appointments, a good thirty minute drive, never expecting anything...
Apr 23rd
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A Good Cause
Over 3.5 million people in America are homeless and most exist without a voice. Mobile Loaves & Fishes, an Austin-based nonprofit providing food and homes to the homeless and working poor, is changing that with the launch of a dramatic new mobile giving and awareness campaign, “I Am Here.” April 27-28, Mobile Loaves & Fishes is teaming up with Austin-based marketing firm T3 and Reagan...
Apr 23rd
Jackass
I was married to my ex for 8 years, we had our oldest (18yo) before we were married. I left him while I was a few months pregnant with our youngest (4yo). I won’t go into details why I left him but it was for a very good reason. A few months before I left we started a durable medical equipment company together. He did all the legwork, I did all the research (rules, licenses, etc). But things...
Apr 21st
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Apr 18th
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Hi New Followers
I don't post much, but I do post! Enjoy!
Apr 18th
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'Scuse My Behavior
My Twitter Etiquette First let me say these are only my opinions and everyone should be allowed to use twitter however they like within twitter’s TOS, of course. Following And Unfollowing I was recently put on an “unfollow” list with the description “they came they saw they left”. I was following this person for months and enjoyed their tweets. I did not, as...
Apr 17th
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First time this has happened to me
If you’re a reader of this Tumbr page then you are aware of my son’s medical short comings. You’re also aware of how much he means to me! Well, today, in the check out line at Walgreens, Noah was sitting in the cart happily playing with his toy guitar. A little boy, probably around age 8, asked me “what’s wrong with his face?” and “why does he look so...
Apr 5th
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February 2010
12 posts
MY List of Annoying Twitterererer...er's
1.  The Intellectually Challenged:  These are the tweets that make you pull out your urban dictionary and even then you have no clue what they’re saying. For Example: #idontunderstandwhy evryone 35+ think they seventeen lol tryna have babies, got sidekicks, babyhair all out #FAIL 2.  The I only follow you if you follow me twit: I personally think the follow back list is a load of crap. ...
Feb 17th
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I try to visit this site when I’m feeling blue
Feb 16th
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Actual message sent to me on myspace
Example of a bad first impression: You have a beautiful face. And I like the way you think. I moved back to the Valley from ******* Went to Colledge In *******, lived In *****  after. and then moved to **********. I like Intelegant People open minded. I used to be an exec for Disney. And my wife was an Attorney and Had her Masters in Special Ed Was Working on her PHD. Sure his grammar is...
Feb 10th
Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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“If I had a cool last name like Zappa I would have named my kids Bug and Zit”
Feb 9th
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