MY List of Annoying Twitterererer…er’s
1. The Intellectually Challenged: These are the tweets that make you pull out your urban dictionary and even then you have no clue what they’re saying. For Example:
#idontunderstandwhy evryone 35+ think they seventeen lol tryna have babies, got sidekicks, babyhair all out #FAIL
2. The I only follow you if you follow me twit: I personally think the follow back list is a load of crap. If you have something that interests me then I’ll follow you. I’m not going to follow the person that only tweets about pets and pet care, I don’t own a pet. If you don’t enjoy my tweets don’t follow me, simple as that. If you unfollow me and I still enjoy your tweets I will keep following you. I don’t care how many followers I have. I believe in quality not quantity. I was being serious when I tweeted this http://twitter.com/AmyRangel/status/8995421139.
3. The Negative Twit: I try to surround myself with positive people and if ALL of your tweets remind me of Eyeore you’re just bringing me down. I don’t want to read about how lonely and sad you feel. Sure we all have our off days and it’s cool if you want to let off some steam on twitter, I know I have, but if that’s all you tweet about, go see a therapist.
4. The Plagiarizer: I have seen some tweets that look very familiar, actually exactly the same and they don’t give credit to the person who originally wrote the tweet. Another type falls into this category, the person who has nothing clever to say so they google funny one liners and claim the quote as their own.
5. The Symbol Tweeter: These people only tweet symbols. They show up as black squares on my blackberry, stop it.
6. The Pseudo Celeb: Sure what you tweet is funny and you have a few thousand followers and I don’t care if you follow me, when I respond to one of your tweets have the decency to respond back.
7. The Celebrity Stalker: Their twitter stream is mostly made up of replies to celebrities telling them how great they are or completely agreeing with whatever the celebrity said. Don’t you think these people get tired of having their asses kissed?
